Axis Powers Hetalia - Episode 39

Today is my younger brother's birthday! But he's at the province so I just sent him a text message.

Sapphire Pyro: HEY FATSO! You seriously got older today or your tummy just got bigger?
Dragon Kid: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! shut up...
Sapphire Pyro: Happy birthday!!! *hugs and tickles gigantic tummy*
Dragon Kid: DAMN YOU! Thanks for the greeting though. Love you all!

That's sibling love. Bwahehehehehe~

Speaking of sibling love, The nation-tans meet a baby brother in this episode as well~
Too bad Berwald didn't show up. But at least Antonio and Holland were there; with extra HRE and Chibitalia moment. Those with a lot of scenes are Tino, Francis, and of course, Arthur, and the star of the episode: BABY ALFRED!

(UPDATE 1: Other parts added!)
(UPDATE 2: The bigger screencaps added!)

I thought the Chibitalia episodes were over but it looks like we get more of these two babies in this episode. I prefer that the anime staff added the bit with Berwald instead T_T Or maybe it would be too long for the time limit? So they added something baby-related instead?

HRE: Chibitalia, will you unite with me?
It's a guess . . . I am lazy to find the strip it was based . . .

I'm beginning to be freaked out with HRE's OBSESSION with Chibitalia but . . . he's so cute~

HRE: I promise you. I'll definitely make you happy!
Chibitalia: *nods*

HRE's face is kinda perverted. LOLz! And we see the kiss again.
It's wrong in so many ways. Hahaha! Ah well, HRE is understandable since he thinks Chibitalia's female. While Chibitalia is . . . totally gay. Hahahaha!

HRE wakes up as soon as the clock alarmed. (There are already alarm clocks in those times?)
We see HRE without his cap! SEE HOW MUCH HE LOOKS LIKE A BABY LUDWIG????

HRE: A dream?

Okay, now to the actual story of the episode:

Sadly the didn't add the part with Berwald and Tino trying to seduce following Baby Alfred.

Sweden and Finland, together with German mercenaries, continued to pioneer the North American continent and created a colony, New Sweden. (It's currently in the state of Delaware.) In their overenthusiasm, however, they provoked the nearby Dutch settlement and called in a fierce attack from the Dutch forces. Sweden and Finland were beaten, their territory and houses taken, and they were chased away from the new continent.

Sweden's hopes and dreams for America were lost without a trace : the tragic fate of the Swedish dominion.

Tino: Guys! Please listen! It's really really horrible!

Francis: Hey Tino, what's the matter?
Arthur: Did you trip over again somewhere and make a grand scene?
AGAIN???? Hahahaha! So Tino made a grand scene before by being clumsy? LOLz~

Tino: No! Su-san and I were just trying to make a holiday home in America! But Holland-san came and took all of it!
"Su-san" sounds cuter than "Ber-san". Hehehehe. I'll stick to how Tino really calls him.

Arthur: Oh, that must've been bad.
Francis: Yeah, really bad.

Arthur and Francis (thoughts): It'll all be mine eventually anyway...
OH YOU TWO ARE SO EVIL!!!!!!! *hugs*
Tino: It's not just that!

Tino: A strange boy appeared when we were there...and he wasn't from the neighbouring villages. (We were a day away from the nearest town)
Holland: Bwahahahahahha!
Tino: I'm just worried if he'd be okay if Holland-san finds him.
HOLLAND'S EVIL LAUGH IS SO FREAKY!!! IT ROCKS SO MUCH!!!!!!!!

Arthur: Hmm? A boy? He came out from that stupidly huge wilderness by himself?
Tino: Yes, yes he did! So we thought it was a bit strange.
Arthur . . . what's with that pose? It's . . . it's . . . sexy~

Francis: Hey, wait a minute! Did the kid pop out around you and Berwald?
Tino: Yes, he was really cute.
Francis really looks younger . . . while Arthur didn't look that different.

Francis: Th-that means, maybe the kid's the same as us. Don't you think?
Tino: Ah! That's a possibility, I guess.
Arthur: Our kind in the New World? That means . . .

Arthur, Francis, and Tino: Our little brother~
PEDOS AND THEIR DAYDREAMING!!!!!

Arthur: Hold it! He's got to be my little brother, you twit!
Francis: Oh, no! He absolutely positively has to be my brother!
Tino: Eeeeeeek!
Those two are fighting again~ It was honestly weirder to see them fishing together earlier. Haha!

Now they go to the said baby boy:

BABY BEHIND THE BUSHES LOOKING LEFT AND RIGHT WITH CUTE SOUND EFFECTS IS JUST . . . . KYAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sent to the hospital because of diabetes*

Francis: H-hey Tino! Could that be the chap?
Tino: Yes! I think he is...
Arthur: So he really is one of us! He's got that same feeling! So tiny.
ARTHUR CAN FEEL IT.

Arthur: See, Francis? His hair and stuff looks just like mine! He's undoubtedly my brother!
Francis: No~ That part looks like me. Look at his shoulders! We're two peas in a pod! Look! That proves that he's my brother!
THE BABY LOOKS NOTHING LIKE THE TWO OF YOU PERVERTS!!!!!!
Except for Francis' eyes I guess.

( hilarious caption by ahmerst of LJ )
BWAHAHHAHAHAAHA!!!!!! THEY STARE AT THE KID LIKE A PAIR OF PEDOPHILES!!!!!!!!

Pedo victim's scared reaction.
Poor darling~ *huggles*

For some reason, these two nodded to each other. PEOPLE WITH INNOCENT FACES HAVE SOME SECRET LANGUAGE OR SOMETHING????

Tino: Umm . . .does he look like me at all?
You two are freakin' alike at the moment but when that boy grows up, he's totally nothing like you. Totally.

Arthur: Ah-no, no. You can't judge these things by faces and the like.
Francis: Instead of likeness, what's important is love! The depths of your love say it all!
Tino: Eh~
The duo cannot admit it~ Hahaha!
BUT YOU TWO ARE THE TWINS' PARENTS FOR ME!!! KYAAAAAAA!!!!!

HOORAY FOR THE LAST PART FOR BEING SO . . . . DAAAAAAAAAAWW:

Arthur: Hahahaha... I'm as busy as a bee, but I gave up my valuable nap to see you! You'd better thank me for it!
What's with the maniacal evil laugh if you're sacrificing your time for someone's sake, Arthur? Hahaha! You are still one of the best in doing evil laughs in this series~

Baby Alfred: Ah... You came. I'm glad you did.
EVERY SCENE OF BABY ALFRED WITH A BUNNY IS FREAKIN' CUTE AND MUST BE STARED AT!!!!!!

Arthur: Huh?
So this is the close-up of Arthur's face while approaching Baby Alfred. Maniacal, see? Totally has malicious intent~

Arthur: What, you're not going to run away?
And he was definitely expecting his PREY to be scared of him because he was surprised that Baby Alfred didn't run away.

Baby Alfred: Mm, I'm fine. I've figured out a lot about myself lately.
Arthur: I... I see.
Beautiful. . . .

Arthur: Umm. I'm glad to see you too. You really grew up so fast.
Handsome....

Cute...

Arthur: All right! This greatly simplifies things! Henceforth, you're my little brother!
BABY ALFRED WAS EASILY CLAIMED!!!!!!!

Baby Alfred: Mm~ Then I should call you "Onii-chan", right?
*DIES FROM CUTENESS OVERLOAD*

Arthur: M..Me? Onii-chan?
*DIES AGAIN FROM BLUSHING ADORABLENESS*

Scotland: You rotten little brother!
Arthur: Eek!
Kid Francis: From today, you're my servant!
Antonio: I'll get you back for this!
English guy: Umm..Sir, this just came from your brother.
Henry VIII(?): I want to marry young girls, so I'll change the rules of the church and state!
It appears that Arthur has been abused by his "Onii-chan"s...

Arthur: An Oniichan...?
He doesn't want to be like that to his new baby, yes? People from abusive families sometimes grow up to be the opposite from their parents because they don't want their children to go through what they did. (Like my mom~ I love her.)

Arthur: Ah, no... Just "Arthur" is fine... That's enough for me, so...
THIS IS JUST SO TOUCHING!!!! *hugs Arthur*
He has no idea that baby Alfred just made a step to be even closer to him. Arthur's a clueless tsundere however . . . *sighs*

Baby Alfred: M..mmm...
It looks like Baby Alfred got worried if what he said was wrong. YOU POOR BABY!!! YOU DID NOTHING WRONG DEARY!!!! ARTHUR'S JUST AN IDIOT! *huggles Baby Alfred*

How could Hetalia make history this silly and cute??? Hahaha! Anyway, I believe this is based on the European colonization of the Americas. Learn more from Wikipedia or if you want a simpler article, try Social Studies for Kids. Since English people made the first permanent settlement, no wonder Hetalia made Alfred choose Arthur~ Hehehehe~

By the way, this episode was subbed really fast! Perhaps the subbers are US/UK shippers. haha! Anyway, here's a batch of screencaps of Alfred and Arthur in this episode. They are larger versions of the ones posted here, while some aren't even included in this post at all. And here's a version of screencaps including ones that aren't Arthur or Alfred. Hehe. I also placed there the ones with close-ups, or look nice, etc.

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Notes:
~ Translations are based on scanlations; so credits on those goes to the respective translators. Some are slightly edited though based on what I understand of the anime changes.
~ It's awkward to go fangurl over nation names so I use their human names:
[ NAME LEGEND ] Alfred (America), Arthur (England), Francis (France), Tino (Finland), Berwald (Sweden), Antonio (Spain)